SYBIL MOTEL KEYCHARM

Never lose the keys to the death ray again! These sturdy acrylic MOTEL KEYCHARMS, sized and shaped perfectly for your palm, feature everyone's favorite awful science woman on one side and a quip of hers from SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT #1 on the other. They also make great luggage tags, zipper pulls, or fashion accessories! Clip one to someone's septum piercing and yank them around with it if you want to act like a real sicko. I can't legally stop you from doing anything with these.