{"product_id":"fall-2026-mystery-bag-sale","title":"Fall 2026 MYSTERY BAG sale!","description":"\u003cp\u003eFLING YOURSELF INTO THE WILD UNKNOWN!! As 2027 looms in the distance, I find myself with a desire-- nay, a \u003cem\u003eneed\u003c\/em\u003e-- to clear out my shop's inventory of some of its slower-moving items and raise a little capital to order new goodies. As such, I'm trying something new with my first-ever MYSTERY BAG SALE! \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eContents of each MYSTERY BAG will be randomized, but each will be guaranteed to contain: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eONE (1) comic book or zine!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eONE (1) piece of physical merchandise! It could be a pin, a patch, a keycharm, a flag, or something even more unusual...\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTWO (2) vinyl stickers!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eONE (1) mystery doodle, drawn on an equally mysterious canvas! \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eONE (1) bag! (I don't know, put your lunch in it or something.)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe element of SURPRISE. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA stunning value worth as much as $40, yours for the low, low price of $20! This is a limited-time event, so if you're feeling lucky, get one now for yourself or for a friend! Or for yourself AND a friend. That works too! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(\u003cem\u003ePlease note: some Mystery Bags may contain sexually explicit content. Mystery Bags are not intended for shoppers under 18.) \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Iris Jay","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47494578372770,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0355\/6904\/1547\/files\/mysterybag.png?v=1785813887","url":"https:\/\/shop.irisjay.net\/products\/fall-2026-mystery-bag-sale","provider":"Iris Jay Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}