Fall 2026 MYSTERY BAG sale!

FLING YOURSELF INTO THE WILD UNKNOWN!! As 2027 looms in the distance, I find myself with a desire-- nay, a need-- to clear out my shop's inventory of some of its slower-moving items and raise a little capital to order new goodies. As such, I'm trying something new with my first-ever MYSTERY BAG SALE! 

Contents of each MYSTERY BAG will be randomized, but each will be guaranteed to contain: 

• ONE (1) comic book or zine!
• ONE (1) piece of physical merchandise! It could be a pin, a patch, a keycharm, a flag, or something even more unusual...
  
• TWO (2) vinyl stickers!
• ONE (1) mystery doodle, drawn on an equally mysterious canvas! 
• ONE (1) bag! (I don't know, put your lunch in it or something.)
• The element of SURPRISE. 

A stunning value worth as much as $40, yours for the low, low price of $20! This is a limited-time event, so if you're feeling lucky, get one now for yourself or for a friend! Or for yourself AND a friend. That works too! 

(Please note: some Mystery Bags may contain sexually explicit content. Mystery Bags are not intended for shoppers under 18.)