Never lose the keys to the death ray again! These sturdy acrylic MOTEL KEYCHARMS, sized and shaped perfectly for your palm, feature everyone's favorite awful science woman on one side and a quip of hers from SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT #1 on the other. They also make great luggage tags, zipper pulls, or fashion accessories! Clip one to someone's septum piercing and yank them around with it if you want to act like a real sicko. I can't legally stop you from doing anything with these.
This item is available for preorder. Motel keycharm preorders will be shipped mid-June. Purchases with multiple items that include preorders will be sent in mid-June to save on shipping costs; however, at the customer's request and for a small added fee, we can split orders into two shipments. [6.30.2022 UPDATE: Just received word the keycharms are on their way! Perorders will now be shipped out by July 15th. Thank you for your patience.]